Have A Nice Day

#11

David Stripinis — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:10:39 +0000

Life's a bitch, then you die. But usually only after many, many, many years of life being a bitch.

Have a nice day!

#10

David Stripinis — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:06:53 +0000

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But for that to happen, life also has to give you cold, clean water and sugar. Life is rarely that generous. Usually, you just wind up with a pile of sour fruit.

Have a Nice Day!

#9

David Stripinis — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:29:32 +0000

You shouldn't beat a dead horse. It's amazing how much worse that phrase becomes if you put the word "off" in just the right place.

Have a nice day.

#8

David Stripinis — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:20:24 +0000

Anyone want to help me start a charity to help those that can't afford abortions pay for them? Some of these women are barely scraping by.

Have a nice day!

#7

David Stripinis — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:03:17 +0000

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Unless you live in America, because your glass house will soon be foreclosed on, so fuck it.

Have a Nice Day!

#6

David Stripinis — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:00:27 +0000

People say I'm cynical. I'm not. I'm a realist. It's just that reality sucks.

Have a nice day.

#5

David Stripinis — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:54:08 +0000

WITHHELD OUT OF RESPECT

#4

David Stripinis — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:43:10 +0000

Some people have complained that these have been full of negative thoughts. So today, I'm hoping everything for you is extremely positive. Especially if you are getting tested for an STD.

Have a nice day.

#3

David Stripinis — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:42:50 +0000

Some people see the glass as half empty. Others see it as half full. I see it as something you can break and cut yourself with.

Have a nice day.

#2

David Stripinis — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:42:27 +0000

The vast majority of people live lives of quiet desperation. The rest of them won't shut up about it.

Have a nice day.