Friday
Mar122010
#11
Friday, March 12, 2010 at 2:10 AM Life's a bitch, then you die. But usually only after many, many, many years of life being a bitch.
Have a nice day!
Friday, March 12, 2010 at 2:10 AM Thursday
Mar112010
#10
Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 2:06 AM When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But for that to happen, life also has to give you cold, clean water and sugar. Life is rarely that generous. Usually, you just wind up with a pile of sour fruit.
Have a Nice Day!
Wednesday
Mar102010
#9
Wednesday, March 10, 2010 at 2:29 AM You shouldn't beat a dead horse. It's amazing how much worse that phrase becomes if you put the word "off" in just the right place.
Have a nice day.
Tuesday
Mar092010
#8
Tuesday, March 9, 2010 at 1:20 AM Anyone want to help me start a charity to help those that can't afford abortions pay for them? Some of these women are barely scraping by.
Have a nice day!
Monday
Mar082010
#7
Monday, March 8, 2010 at 2:03 AM People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Unless you live in America, because your glass house will soon be foreclosed on, so fuck it.
Have a Nice Day!